Good Luck Neely

Paige recently saw an episode of Good Luck Charlie.  She loves that show now.  If you have never seen it, there's a teenage daughter who records video diaries of her talking to her baby sister, kind of giving her advice or teaching lessons.

Well, Paige decided she's doing a daily one called "Good Luck Neely".  She recorded her first one today.  It's all about how Neely should never climb a tv.  I like when she's talking about Caso's injury, and describing where everyone was, and she says Jess and I were "nowhere".  Ha.  That makes us sound like Grade A parents for sure.  Haha.

She's sort of walking around muttering for the first 27 seconds, but then sits down and talks a little more loudly, in case you want to skip to there. The way she's talking cracks me up.  You can tell she's making it up as she goes, and trying to sound like a reporter or something.

I realized it may be hard to understand a lot of this, since she's talking fast and quietly.  So here's a narrative, starting at 26 seconds(keep in mind she's talking to Neely):

"Okay, so umm.....you're 2.  I'm 6.  Your brother's 4. He broke his leg, climbing the tv to turn up the volume....2 days ago....on...during the night.  When my aunt was over.  Um...she was....kissed you, hugged you...your brother Cason....and...then he ran when she opened the door, everybody else was nowhere and I was playing my Kindle, in their room...my parent's....the parent's room....our parent's room...and rushed out cuz there was a crash!  The tv fell on his leg, now there's a scab on it.  AAAAND...you have...and...it is....(head shake here)..a big hole, he broke his leg, so...I wanted to tell you...never climb a tv to turn up the volume, in front...like (in a whisper) SPIDERMAN.  (back to normal volume)NEVER!  Good luck Neely."

I like how she kept forgetting she was supposed to be talking to Neely, so she'd keep rewording things.  Haha.