So today during his lunch break, he kept me laughing so hard I was almost crying, by reading me the last several texts they exchanged. So I told him I would need the transcripts for my blog tonight. He's agreed, and suggested I title this post "Commitment". I'll start back a ways, and maybe we'll make this a recurring installment on this here blog. Here we go:
Jess
Jordan
#1)
Jess, Sept. 7th, 7:18 pm: "Wanna lift tomorrow?"
Jordan, Sept. 7th, 7:19 pm: "Ya"
Jordan, Sept. 8th, 5:41 am: "I'm not making it, sorry."
Jess, Sept. 8th, 5:42 am: "No worries, later."
#2)
Jordan, Sept. 8th, 8:23 pm: "You ready for the morning?"
Jess, Sept. 8th, 8:24 pm: "Ready enough. :)"
Jess, Sept. 9th, 5:27 am: "Crazy late night for me. Gotta switch to tomorrow. Sorry."
Jordan, Sept. 9th, 5:43 am: "No worries of to" (Yes, that's what he wrote. Judging by his reply time and typing errors he'd missed his alarm and wouldn't have made it anyway)
#3)
Jess, Sept. 9th, 8:03 pm: "Sorry for the slackin this morning. Tomorrow's a definite if you are up for it."
Jordan, Sept. 9th, 8:04 pm: "Hell ya"
Jess, Sept. 10th, 4:26 am: "I started throwing up about an hour ago. Sorry man. Next week."
#4)
Jordan, Sept. 14th, 7:47 pm: "You ready to get back after it in the morning?"
Jess, Sept. 14th, 8:04 pm: "Yes, back on track tomorrow 5:45!"
Jordan, Sept. 14th, 8:05 pm: "Absolutely!"
Jordan, Sept. 15th, 5:45 am: "I just woke up, I'm gonna ditch, sorry bro."
Jess, Sept. 15th, 5:47 am: "No worries, tomorrow then."
Jordan, Sept. 15th, 5:48 am: "Yes!"
I have another month's worth of similar texts here, but I'll save them for another time. Haha.
I should really be quilting, or otherwise preparing for having a baby. Nighty night.
6 comments:
haha! Thats so funny. That sounds like me with everything I plan to do.
Oh my gosh...thanks for cracking me up this early in the morning. Too funny.
I got Jess to skip a bunch of evening workouts in college to watch "Joe Millionaire" on tv. I'm not sure which of us should be more embarrassed by that.
REALLY Chris? Well he's pretty embarrassed apparently because he's never told me that. Awesome. Are you more embarrassed about that or the Monday night Seventh Heaven with me?
Oh, Jess is denying it right now. He says first of all, a "BUNCH" isn't true, and now he's added that he NEVER missed a workout for it. Don't worry, I know he's a huge liar.
Joe Millionaire is definitely more embarrassing and doesn't even approach the level of contempt I held for each and every character on 7th Heaven, despite the utter contemptibility of everyone on JM.
Jess is probably just in denial.
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