Interrogation Station # 5

First of all, nobody's quite aware of how sweet this boy child is. SOOOOO sweet. He was talking so much today, to my mom and me. I looooooooove him.

This one too. She took this nap in the late afternoon, and only woke up mildly unhappy with her life.


Now I bring you the 5th installment of Interrogation Station: The Connie edition.



1) Do you have a nickname(s)?

Yes, it’s Consuela. It’s because Sarah Acer was asking me…wow, you’re writing word for word. Hahahahahhahhah. (I keep typing) I’m totally gonna kill you. She was asking me...where was I? (I type more, she laughs) STOP. I can’t even speak. Okay, anyways, Sarah Acer was convinced that my name was not just Connie, she was sure it was short for something. So she started calling me Constance, and then I said ‘no, that’s not my name, it’s Consuela’, and then everyone started calling me that.


2) Favorite memory of Jess and/or Brandi?

Brandi-my favorite memory with you, was when we went to Best Buy. And I don’t remember exactly what you were buying for Jess, but it was some kind of high priced ticket item. I think it was a surround sound system. And after your purchase, we got stopped nearly 5 feet away from the cash register, and asked to present a receipt for the item. You said “Wow, the checker just got checked.” Then we proceeded to the exit, where the check of the checker was now checked by the door watchman. That was freaking hilarious. Then as we proceeded into the parking lot we discussed how there was going to be another sales associate at your vehicle to check the check of the checker’s check. We did fall down, well I fell down in the parking lot laughing while everyone stood and watched, and thought I was drunk probably.

Jess-my memory of Jess was...it’s kind of lame, but it makes me laugh. When we went to see Dane Cook, and we were in the third row, and as Dane Cook came out on stage Jess was standing with his mouth agape, oogling Dane Cook in all his manly glory, and stated: ‘I am not gay, however Dane Cook is MY man crush.’

3) What are you most afraid of?

Becoming a crazy old cat lady.


4) 3 things you want to do in your lifetime?

a) Travel
b) Become a surgeon of some sort, whether it’s animals or people.
c) Aaaaaand…own a home.

5) What is your best feature/quality?

Laugh, I like to see the humor in almost everything.

6) dog or cat

OOOOOOH. I can’t pick. I LOOOOVE ‘em all. Just don’t give me a bird.

7)Pet peeve

I guess, would be judgmental people.

8) What does nobody know about you, that you’ll admit in this interview.

Hmmm. I don’t know that it’s something that noone knows. I’m not quite sure that after a year of nursing school I’m going to enjoy being a nurse.

9) What are you really good at?

Ummm. I guess, retaining information.

10) If you could relive one time in your life, what would it be?

UUUUUM…it was a lot of fun when we worked at the animal hospital, you, me, and Matty P. Even though it was horrible, it would be fun to go back and have all those laughs again. Remember when we counted how many times we laughed in a day? It was 160.