How to Look and BE Awesome

I know 5 steps.

1) Dress like this:













2) Also this:











3) This:












4) This:













5) And most importantly, like this:













Don't forget to smash your boots INSIDE your tapered jeans, and also tuck your Kingman Fire Department t shirt(the ones with the dragon, remember those? Me too.) in, with your pants as high as you can get them. Don't brush your hair.

Then when you turn 12, if your mom promises to get you a a horse if you let her give you a haircut like Jennifer Aniston on Friends, make sure you agree to it. Because then she'll REALLY cut your hair like Taylor from the group Hanson(see picture below), you'll be mistaken for a boy more than once and get the nickname "Bruce", AND on top of it, she'll never really get you a horse. The day I find a picture of myself from that time, I'll post it. I probably threw them all away though. If I was smart anyway.